~Jenny, why are there scuffs all over my prize skull?

I slashed and hacked my way through a vast hair forest to bring you these shocking pictures with my patented Funkmeister Blade, sharpened to a fine point and sharkened as well.



Tiny Nuns (Parva Nuniae) tend to attack in large groups, which enable them to incapacitate and then indoctrinate their chosen prey. While Tiny Nuns (their more common name, as opposed to Wee Sisters, which is only used in select areas, and the Holy Order of the Infintesimal Sisters of Christ, which has fallen out of fashion) tend to keep to themselves and their matchstick Nunneries and little Bibles, they can be easy to rile and can be shockingly vicious, especially en masse. Here, one can imagine that this victim's long, unkempt hair and shabby clothing has angered the Tiny Nun's sense of propriety, and so begins the Indoctrination, or "Saving" as the more sarcastic put it, of their victim.

Here, one can see the skillful way that the Tiny Nuns pin down their prey's legs, to prevent escape. The leader, as one can see, perches on the unfortunate's chest, reciting Biblical passages at a speed and volume which, in times of extreme duress, can cause one's head to explode. Apparently, the Nuns did not want to dine on sweet brains during this incident, instead going for a slower, more grueling method. Some say that the Tiny Nuns behavior can be construed as torture, but one must remember that the Natural World is not bound by our laws and morality. This is the law of the jungle.

Here, one can see a large White Pikmin (Albu Pikminua) surveying the scene. Why does the White Pikmin not attack? The White Pikmin is generally passive and prefers only to attack with a large group of others of its kind. While it does outsize the Tiny Nuns, a large group of Tiny Nuns can take down even the most impressive attacker. Perhaps the White Pikmin is waiting for the Tiny Nuns to finish their "service" and then will take the remainder back to its nest.

As you can see, a good number of Tiny Nuns watch the legs to ensure that their prey does not escape. It is quite difficult to escape a Tiny Nun brigade!

Some may feel sorrow or pity for the poor creature so caught by the Tiny Nuns, but remember. Nature is merciless, and only the strong, or a small religious hivemind, will survive.

Tune in next week when we observe a fascinating attempt at cross-species religious conversion.

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